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nilfgaardian

nilfgaardian:

nilfgaardian:

Shoutout to my pickles, my true homies

Whoever unfollowed me right after I posted this is such a fucking hater. How disingenuous do you have to be to have followed me all this time until I made a post about one of my favorite foods. I am a fucking blessing to have on your…

fucktheon
fucktheon:


Your blog is sponsoring the hand I’m going to use to get off to Thramsay fic tonight. Notice how it has way more fingers than Theon’s.

someone got rly mad that i don’t like thramsay lmfao 
idk 7/10 ur handwriting is kinda sloppy and the attempt at making me mad kinda failed bc essentially all u have done is given me free advertising space that ur gonna have to embarrassingly wash off later but like thank u i know my blog is the illest and this is certainly the most effort anyones taken so congrats.
also ur hands are kinda ugly so like? here’s some places to get a manicure near ur area. wouldn’t want u pleasuring urself to fictitious torture porn with anything but the best. have a nice night i guess lol.

fucktheon:

Your blog is sponsoring the hand I’m going to use to get off to Thramsay fic tonight. Notice how it has way more fingers than Theon’s.

someone got rly mad that i don’t like thramsay lmfao 

idk 7/10 ur handwriting is kinda sloppy and the attempt at making me mad kinda failed bc essentially all u have done is given me free advertising space that ur gonna have to embarrassingly wash off later but like thank u i know my blog is the illest and this is certainly the most effort anyones taken so congrats.

also ur hands are kinda ugly so like? here’s some places to get a manicure near ur area. wouldn’t want u pleasuring urself to fictitious torture porn with anything but the best. have a nice night i guess lol.